Why Women Say Men Don’t Communicate While Men Say Women Overthink
Description
We’re All Slutty For The Right Guy
Dear Men: This Is Why Loyalty Is So Important To Women
How Do You Avoid Dating a Liberal/Conservative?
Are You Looking For Fast Love Too?
Should You Fake an Active Lifestyle for Love?
When a Relationship Feels Like a Secret Mission
Pushing Through It
Embracing The Unexpected Path Of Singlehood
Why Is It So Hard to Believe Someone Might Stay?
Am I Crazy Or Is He A Hot Mess?
Signature Qualities:
Bad pickup lines in subways; insomnia; knuckle cracking
Famous Bowl Dwellers:
Napoleon, Muddy Waters, Bettie Page, Grover Cleveland, Virginia Wolfe
Your Reading:
You convince yourself that you need love in order to be happy, so you seek and eventually find yourself in a relationship. This lasts a few weeks, maybe a month, when you realize how much work and perhaps money it takes to be in love – so you bail. You are hooked on the honeymoon state of a relationship – those first four or five dates – but when it matures into something of meaning and responsibility, you’re outta there. You can’t take rejection, and when it happens you pursue that person with increased gusto, fueled by your father’s story of how he landed your mom with sheer determination. This never really works out for you, though. When in a relationship, you consider the “relationship” a third person that you both need to heed and acknowledge. The problem is, you have deep hatred for this third person causing you to murder it (the relationship) immediately. You are the type that makes New Year’s resolutions, and follows them, until you forget what they were two weeks later.
I once saw a cat try its damnedest to murder a nun. The cat, with whom I eventually formed a synergistic, if not loving, relationship due to long term co-habitation, was an asshole, but he was an entertaining asshole, and never did learn that if he concentrated on chasing the laser pointer, he wouldn’t notice that he was gaiting full tilt towards the wall.
But he was an asshole. Face it ladies, all cats are, even the girl ones. Which is why it is time for you all to face facts: no matter what we say to women of the world, us boys do not like your cats. Whats that, you say? Every boy you’ve ever brought home has said he liked Mr. Fluffykins? You can’t possibly be that naive. He was trying to get to your kitty through your pussy.
Boys don’t like cats. Case in point, you’ve never met one who owns one who wasn’t at least a bit… off. Cats don’t even like cats. What, you have two? Maybe they’ll put on a little pussy-on-pussy show to get a treat, but the minute your back is turned sister, it’s all fur and fangs, and not in a good way.
Dear Men: This Is Why Loyalty Is So Important To Women
How Do You Avoid Dating a Liberal/Conservative?
Are You Looking For Fast Love Too?
Should You Fake an Active Lifestyle for Love?
When a Relationship Feels Like a Secret Mission
Pushing Through It
Embracing The Unexpected Path Of Singlehood
Why Is It So Hard to Believe Someone Might Stay?
Am I Crazy Or Is He A Hot Mess?
Signature Qualities:
Bad pickup lines in subways; insomnia; knuckle cracking
Famous Bowl Dwellers:
Napoleon, Muddy Waters, Bettie Page, Grover Cleveland, Virginia Wolfe
Your Reading:
You convince yourself that you need love in order to be happy, so you seek and eventually find yourself in a relationship. This lasts a few weeks, maybe a month, when you realize how much work and perhaps money it takes to be in love – so you bail. You are hooked on the honeymoon state of a relationship – those first four or five dates – but when it matures into something of meaning and responsibility, you’re outta there. You can’t take rejection, and when it happens you pursue that person with increased gusto, fueled by your father’s story of how he landed your mom with sheer determination. This never really works out for you, though. When in a relationship, you consider the “relationship” a third person that you both need to heed and acknowledge. The problem is, you have deep hatred for this third person causing you to murder it (the relationship) immediately. You are the type that makes New Year’s resolutions, and follows them, until you forget what they were two weeks later.
I once saw a cat try its damnedest to murder a nun. The cat, with whom I eventually formed a synergistic, if not loving, relationship due to long term co-habitation, was an asshole, but he was an entertaining asshole, and never did learn that if he concentrated on chasing the laser pointer, he wouldn’t notice that he was gaiting full tilt towards the wall.
But he was an asshole. Face it ladies, all cats are, even the girl ones. Which is why it is time for you all to face facts: no matter what we say to women of the world, us boys do not like your cats. Whats that, you say? Every boy you’ve ever brought home has said he liked Mr. Fluffykins? You can’t possibly be that naive. He was trying to get to your kitty through your pussy.
Boys don’t like cats. Case in point, you’ve never met one who owns one who wasn’t at least a bit… off. Cats don’t even like cats. What, you have two? Maybe they’ll put on a little pussy-on-pussy show to get a treat, but the minute your back is turned sister, it’s all fur and fangs, and not in a good way.
Début de l'événement
11.03.2022
Fin de l'événement
11.03.2022