Let’s Boycott Tantric Sex!

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If you are looking for some effective and free dating advice, the best thing I can tell you right now is to avoid engaging in tantric sex with your partner if you know what’s good for you. If you ask me, tantric sex was created for women who are looking to avoid telling their male partners they cum too quickly or for women who are just too damn shy to ask their lovers to strap on a vibrating cock ring in bed.

If you’re a man and been in a relationship for a long time, you will start to notice your lady is getting a little bored with the sex. She will search online personals for tantric sex workshops and make you spend tons of money to sit in a room where you have to watch other couples around you dry hump each other while breathing in and out simultaneously and learning how to enjoy sex without ejaculating. What?!!

Men do not like having to read books on how to please their women in bed. We don’t like having slow sex and breathing in and out of our noses. Tantra sex was made for affected hipsters and STING. (which made sound a little redundant.)

We like to ejaculate. We don’t care if we can have an hour long orgasm if we bring it in internally. Why the hell would we even want that? An hour long orgasm sounds like torture and we already make horrifying faces in the 3 seconds we climax. You want to endure our goofy faces for an hour?

Let’s boycott tantric sex and have sex the good ol’ fashioned way. (Really, what’s so wrong with that?)
Début de l'événement 13.12.2022
Fin de l'événement 13.12.2022